Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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