and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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