"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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