Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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