what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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