he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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