You surviving the open bar?
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Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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