Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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