The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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