My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
my poor anus
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
