Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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