Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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