i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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