Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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