"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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