oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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