I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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