Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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