Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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