She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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