And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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