Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
tell me about the fingering
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