they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
