trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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