Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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