Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
