well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Life is so much better after having sex.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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