oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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