sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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