it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Randomize
