Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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