i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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