we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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