She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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