but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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