It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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