We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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