He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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