is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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