she was so not down for the gang bang
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I think my moral compass just broke
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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