Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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