We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My ass is underappreciated
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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