Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
