This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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