so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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