I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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