Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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