she was so not down for the gang bang
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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