I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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