He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so that wasnt chicken after all
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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