we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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