do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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