Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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