his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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