I don't remember. Are we still dating?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize