I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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